CSI:NY is the thing I love

Here is a song i wrote about my current favorite show, CSI:NY.

I guess its a rap song? but uhh yeah here you go, enjoy?

Oh how I love watching CSI New York

Some people may even call me a dork

The way I love to watch Mac Taylor work

Solving those cases, puttin’ away those jerks

He’s got a crack team; Investigating crime scenes

Including Stella, Danny, Sheldon and Lindsey

And down in the dungeon, his name is Sid

Working with dead bodies, learning how they lived.

Oh and how could I forget the very young Adam?

He stay’s in the lab, they couldn’t do it without him.

Having so much character, it’s such a great show

if you haven’t seen it then there’s no way you could know

CSI: New York

Oh how I love you, 

you’re always new 

I could never get bored of you

don’t ever leave me or I’ll be real upset

CSI: New York…your always the best

Now back in season one, that was a lot of fun,

That’s when it all got started, and I was sad when it was done

When Danny got in trouble cuz he had to use his gun

On an undercover cop who had decided he should run.

But that’s all over now, now we’re season two

Where Aiden makes a mistake so she is kicked from the crew

Because her friend was raped by a really bad dude, 

But now she’s a gumshoe, a real P.I.

So she gets to investigate her own little crimes

Until one day when she is found by the guy

And then she gets murdered in the broad daylight

But she leaves clues for the team who solves crime

So they catch the guy, now he’s doing hard time

Oh and I almost forgot they added a new member

Her name is Lindsey, that’s really easy to remember

Then from Miami there’s a serial killa’

Coming to Manhattan, to get that family skrilla

But they catch this dude, so it’s all good

No need to worry, CSI I love you.

CSI: New York 2X

Oh how I love you, 

you’re always new 

I could never get bored of you

don’t ever leave me or I’ll be real upset

CSI: New York…your always the best

bored at work

so I was bored at work last night and started writing a song. I just wrote the beginning of it, it isn't good but thought I'd throw it up here anyway so...enjoy?

chillin' at work at my rippers podium

where people bring their tickets and I be rippin' 'em

they call me the usher cuz I'm directing people

to their favorite movies like the batman sequel.

I'm in charge of screen numbers one through seven

where people expierence an hour half of heaven

I get to just sit here watching people buy their candy,

getting their popcorn, making me real hungry

now I can't stop thinking about my favorite foods

like wendy's, culvers, mcdonalds, or DQ

but enough of it cuz I'm stuck here at work

where i can't leave, wow how about these perks?..perks...perks

yeah that's all I've got done, if i decide to continue it i'll update it.

My Monkey and I

All my life i've always wanted a monkey
sometimes they kinda smell real funky
thay're really cute with their brown fur
i'd get a him and not get a her
he would be my buddy, i would take him out
he would dress real nice without a doubt
his name would be awesome, except not really awesome I just mean it would be really cool, not that awesome isn't cool his name just wouldn't be awesome...
his name would be johnson

Dear furry little monkey
wont you come home with me?
i just want to have...a cool little buddy
come home little buddy monkey johnson
wont you come home with me?

Come on little buddy, we could have lots of fun
we wouldn't be done till down went the sun
we could play fun games like tic-tac-toe
I could even invite my other friend joe
and we could even drink a cup of joe, not like my friend in a cup that would be really bad, but like a cup of coffee, yeah that'd be real rad!
my friends joe and johnson, i'd be really glad.

Dear furry little monkey
wont you come home with me?
i just want to have a cool little buddy
come home little buddy monkey johnson
wont you come home with me?
come home little buddy monkey johnson
I really want a buddy.

smiley face

Four urethane wheels.

six ceramic ball bearings.

One pair o’ independent trucks.

Seven layers of Canadian maple sealed together with a powerful epoxy.

Two broken wrists...

One new passion.

Brazilian

There once was a man who lived in Brazil.
Who dreamt he was going to be killed.
But once he awoke,
In his room stood a bloke.
And then the trigger was pulled.

banana splits

Banana Splits
By: Charles Wells


Scene opens with JOHN just waking up in his small, cluttered apartment. JOHN'S roommate, SIMON, is sitting on the couch playing video games
SIMON Morning princess
JOHN [barely awake, walking slowly, and almost zombie-like in front of the television.]Good morning.
SIMON What are you doing!? Hurry! Get out of the way!
JOHN, not paying attention to what SIMON is saying, heads toward the kitchen. JOHN is looking through the cupboards and refrigerator for breakfast.
JOHN Hey are there any cookies left?
SIMON Naw I ate the last of them this morning.
JOHN [continuing to look through the cupboard] Hey will you eat some pancakes if I make some?
SIMON [not taking his eyes off the television while explosions and gunfire blare from the speakers, pauses for a moment]No! No! Nooo!
JOHN Huh?
SIMON Uh…yeah, yeah I'll have some.
JOHN Ok cool.
JOHN is looking through the cupboards for ingredients to make pancakes, gets out eggs, the pan and spatula, looks through the cupboard for flour, isn't seeing it.
JOHN Hey do you know where the flour is?
[SIMON, not acknowledging JOHN said anything, continues to play.]
JOHN SIMON?
SIMON Uh…what?
JOHN Do you know where the flour is?
SIMON Uh…no I don't remember.
JOHN Oh…hmm, I cant find it.
SIMON [pauses for a moment after JOHN speaks.]Oh uh…I might've used the last of it for those cookies?JOHNYou might've?
SIMON Haha yeah I did.
JOHN Ugh…alright.
[JOHN gets out a bowl, and a box of cereal. He opens the box, pours the cereal into the bowl, and sets the box down on the countertop. JOHN looks into the fridge]
JOHN Hey SIMON, did you drink the rest of the milk? Again!?
SIMON Uh…yeah I think so.
JOHN [a little frustrated at this point]Again!?
SIMON Yeah? I needed something to drink with my cookies.
JOHN*sighs* damn it. Alright I'm gonna go take a quick shower.
JOHN walks off stage leaving SIMON by himself in the living room still playing his video games.
SIMON [SIMONS cell phone begins ringing playing "crank dat lion king"Hehey what's up dude? Naw we're all out of bananas why? National Banana Split day? That's today!? Wow I almost forgot! thanks for reminding me dude but yeah were all out, crap that means we gotta go buy some. Alright, yeah sorry, ha I'll talk to you later.
[SIMON begins to start playing his games again when JOHN walks back in]
JOHN Hey SIMON I gotta run to the store, do you need anything?
SIMON [excitedly jumps up from the couch tossing his controller down]Dude its national banana split day!
JOHN National banana split day? Did you want me to get some bananas?
SIMON Duh! We need banana splits now!
JOHN Ha alright I'll get some bananas. Did you wanna come with?
SIMON Naw I'm cool, I'll just wait here.
JOHN [heading towards the door, about to leave.]Alright I'll be back in a few then.
SIMON [SIMON walks to the kitchen and begins looking through the cupboards and grabs a box of saltines and heads back toward the couch, picks up his controller and sits back down. SIMON opens his package of crackers, puts some in his mouth and begins playing his game again, when suddenly the phone rings again.]JOHN?
JOHN Hey uh…there sold out of bananas.
SIMON What! They're sold out!?
JOHN Yeah, apparently they're high in demand, seeing as how its, you know, national banana split day.
SIMON [disappointed yet still optimistic]Alright well just get home, we need to keep looking for bananas!
JOHN Alright I'll try and hurry home
SIMON [SIMON hangs up the phone and puts it back in his pocket. He gets up to turn off his video games and takes out his laptop, sits back on the couch when JOHN walks back inside.]hey dude I'm on eBay now trying to find some, but the closest people selling bananas couldn't get them to us till tomorrow. You wanna try calling some people and see if anyone has some?
JOHN Yeah I will, you've been talking about banana splits so much, I need one now!
SIMON Alright cool. I'll keep searching the internet for some.
JOHN [JOHN sets the groceries down on the countertop in the kitchen, picks up his phone and begins scrolling through his contacts.]Hey do you think tim would…SIMON[interrupting]Call everyone!
JOHN Ha wow! Alright I will
SIMON Ok gnarly, I'm posting a bulletin on Myspace now, someone's gotta have some bananas!
JOHN Oh good idea!
[JOHN dials the number and puts the phone to his face]
Hey tim? Hey bro you have any bananas? Your last one! Hmm alright well thanks anyway. Yeah talk to you later.
[hangs up the phone and begins talking to SIMON]
Yeah tim didn't have any.
SIMON Well don't stop calling people! Come on we have to find some!
JOHN I know, I know I'm still calling.
[JOHN dials another number]
Hey krysta quick question, do you have any bananas? What really? Allergic? Oh that sucks! Alright well sorry for bugging you, we're just really wanting a banana split! Alright bye.
[again talking to SIMON]
still nothing, you finding anything over there?

SIMON No. Nothing. Im looking on Craigslist now but can't find anything! Not just on Craigslist but anywhere! How is this so hard!?JOHNI don't know this is getting ridiculous! Like I just want a banana split!
SIMON I know right? Ugh!
JOHN Dude we're starting to run out of options
SIMON Yeah…I know. We need to start brainstorming
JOHN Yeah hmm…
[they sit for a few moments thinking]
We could! No that wouldn't work….or!….no that's dumb too
SIMON I know we just have to!…naw that'd never work…or maybe! Huh-uh that's ridiculous.
JOHN Hmm…
SIMON Well what if we went and got some of that powder stuff? We could make like a chocolate malt?
JOHN What did you just say!?
SIMON Well I ju…
JOHN NO! that would not be the same! I have been craving a banana split so bad that we can not just give up now! I can not believe you would suggest something so crazy!
SIMON I know that was dumb, I was throwin it out there
JOHN [with a look on his face like he just thought of the most brilliant thing ever]Ok I just thought of an amazing idea! I can't believe we haven't thought of
SIMON [interrupting] Just say it!
JOHN Ok. Ok. Now follow me…who eats a lot of banana's?
SIMON [surprised and kind of confused]Uhhh….my brother?
JOHN *sigh* Well I guess, but No! Think animals!
SIMON
Well I suppose monkeys eat a lot of bananas?
JOHN Exactly!
SIMON Dude I'm not following you at all?
JOHN It's simple all we have to do is buy a monkey!
SIMON Uh…how would that help us at all?
JOHN It's easy we buy a monkey and since all they eat are bananas they would obviously come equipped with them!
SIMON Oh I get it now! How did I not get that! Its so obvious! But wait where are we gonnaFind a monkey?
JOHN Well duh! The monkey surplus store down on the corner!SIMONOh yeah! Yes we're gonna get them after all!
JOHN Alright I'm gonna head over there right now! And were gonna get our bananas!
SIMON Ok well hurry!
[JOHN leaves the stage. SIMON walks toward the television set where the video game console is and the controller. He picks up the controller and turns the system on and walks back and sits down on the couch, he begins playing his game when the sound of "crank dat lion king" comes from his pocket. He answers the phone.]JOHN is something wrong!?
JOHN No No nothings wrong…
SIMON Then what?
JOHN I got the monkey! And he comes with three bananas! That's enough for me you and the monkey to each have one!SIMONYes! Hurry, get back!
JOHN Ok I'm almost home…bye
[SIMON begins eating his crackers again, a moment later JOHN walks in with the monkey]
SIMON Oh my god, JOHN he is such cute monkey! Ha is he wearing a diaper?
JOHN I know isn't that awesome!? Ok lets make some banana splits!
SIMON Yeah! Where are the bananas?
JOHN Oh the monkeys got them, I let him hang on to them.
[at this point both JOHN and SIMON look over to the monkey, when suddenly the monkeys diaper fell off revealing three empty banana peels, its at this point when they both look at each other and out of frustration and depression they yell at the top of their lungs…]
Nooooooooooooooooooo!